Behold, the worst written line of all time:

iheartmoonlight:

negativereader:

Aro laughed. “Ha ha ha,” he giggled.

-Stephenie Meyer New Moon

Excuse me but

“His voice is warm and husky like dark melted chocolate fudge caramel… or something.”

-EL James Fifty Shades of Gray


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    help (oh god i just imagined this line in an actual fanfic) his eyebrows widened. “What-” Bam asked “Yes.” said dummy...
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    @nesciobescio “his eyebrows widened” but it’s khun and his dummy thicc eyebrows
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