dear incoming freshmen,
1. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD IF YOU ARE BRINGING COFFEE/ETC. TO SCHOOL GET A SPILLPROOF CUP. rn i am flashing back to the month old coffee that got spilled in my locker, and how much i gagged whilst trying to clean it up. everything smelled like spoiled milk and it was awful. please get a spillproof cup.
2.you won’t need half the stuff you think you do. literally just get one big binder, some lined paper, a couple pens/pencils, and some highlighters.
3. don’t fuck w/ your sleep schedule. i speak from experience.
4. if you take gym, always bring your gym clothes even on the first day of class.
5. be nice to your teachers and they will let things slide. (i.e. late work, your inevitable sass)
6. holy shit don’t lose your textbooks/required reading/library books. pls just don’t.
7. always do the required reading because the one day you don’t will be the day there’s a goddamn pop quiz. also try to buy your own copy of the required reading, because a) the school copies are usually really old and gross and b) you can mark yours up. its super helpful to highlight and write in the margins, and then you dont need to take notes!!!
8. nobody really cares if you date/don’t date.
9. speaking of dating, DONT DATE THE SENIORS JESUS CHRIST
10. be nice to yourself. one bad grade isn’t the end of the world.
11. im gonna repeat this because it’s crucial: BUY A MOTHERFUCKING SPILLPROOF CUP.
12. don’t stand in the middle of the damn hallway. pick a side. don’t walk slow/text while walking either.
13. your english teacher will either be super chill and or satan spawn, there is no in between.
14. bring ur headphones. bring ur charger.
15. when you do shakespeare try to watch the film versions too. the plays aren’t meant to be read, they are meant to be watched and it will make understanding so much easier.
16. be nice to your friends. they’ll let you copy their homework.
17. don’t fuck around with your grades tho. pls try your hardest because all those D’s will kill your college choices.
18. don’t be nervous, it’s just another school year. you’ll do great :)
love,
a sophomore who’s done her time
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As a soon to be senior I would like to add a few things
19. Better grades (in U.S. at least) equal cheaper car insurance with some companies so there’s some more motivation for good grades
20. If you bring your charger and share it you will be the lord and Savior of your classes I PROMISE
21. Bring snacks the first day you will get munchies.
22. Be prepared for icebreakers and speaches of “you will all love each other and be social butterflies” from some teachers/classes
23. When it does come to dances eventually bring your friends. If you have a date of whom you are emotionally invested in then yeah take them to the dance, but don’t go out with someone just so you have a date to the dance. If your single just get your friends and be as loud as possible its way more chill
24. Be nice to those you sit next to… That way when you forget your text book you can mooch off of them silently and quietly with out the teacher asking them to share their book with you in front of the whole class. Yeah. Some teachers do that.
25. Spark notes and cliff notes are God’s gift for English class.
very true, thank u for the addition. the spark notes one especially tho
